Sunday, November 9, 2014

New Name

BuzzFeed structure headlines:
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The only Harry Potter quiz with real magic
David Attenborough reads 'your mum' jokes.
What your hunger cravings actually mean, using memes
Love indoor plants? They could be killing you...softly
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60 people who have their life together
35 times you wished you had a camera and then realised you had one.
40 videos that prove cinematography is dead (zombie themed)
10 Top 10 Lists Letterman Should Have Done.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Mark

The guitar is an infinitely more satisfying instrument to play because, unlike many others, it feels like you're just getting it started, and it's the guitar that wants to play.

Luke

Money can't make you happy, it can make you happy-er.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Siobian

lol, I'm impressed a guy with a last name like kierkegaard and a first name with one of those crazy 'no smoking' sign Os had such a dirty sense of humour.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Henry

James raised his right eyebrow. He then pointed to the wheelie bin outside the cabin with both eyebrows raised.

John, realising his mistake, made a mildly disappointed expression with his face and gestured to the corpse of a dead girl lying on the floor between them, his arms held out at maximum width.

James nodded and brought his left hand under his chin, thoughtfully.

James began to mime, indicating a large, bulky object with his hands, then prentending to pick up the girl's corpse and drop it into the object, he finished with a grinding arm action, reminiscent of 'The Hustle'.

John's face lit up with recognition. He began miming in excited confirmation, quite enjoying the game caution demanded they play. His palm facing the ground, he put his hand just above his eyes. Then he pointed sternly at the door.

James recognised this as John miming 'like Fargo?' and nodded vigorously.

Down the road from the cabin in which our protagonists have been gesticulating, an unmarked van is parked. Inside the van, there are a number of monitors, speakers and two CIA agents. One of the CIA agents turned to the other and raised a confused left eyebrow.