7:00am - Have a good stretch, having slept the night slumped on a rock.
8:00am - Continue my endless search, my desperate quest, for something to EAT!
9:00am - Reflect on the fact that although I can't speak, I'm quite adept at writing signs and schedules.
9:30am - Pay numerous medical bills: Dentist (eating too many tin cans, rocks and loose foliage), Orthopedic surgeon (setting and putting casts around every bone in my body) and Psychiatrist (continue exploring my association with the road runner and my late mother.)
10:30am - Purchase a number of extravagant devices from ACME (don't forget to swipe your loyalty card!)
12:00pm - Set up an ingenious contraption, making sure to ignore the dangerous possibilities of interacting with the device yourself.
1:00pm - Wipe off the explosion residue from your fur and begin constructing your second contraption.
3:30pm - Finish hoisting the heavy object to a great height; secure it in a delicate manner.
4:00pm - Waddle off screen as quickly as your pancake-like body can manage.
4:30pm - Think hard, then arrive at your most dastardly plan yet, yes, order those rocket propelled (insert device name here).
5:00pm - Ignore the stuttering pig, go back home to your rock, laptop: jobs.com
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